Stupid Quotes from B-35

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I actually lived with these girls.....

"I don't need to pay for flights...
I can go anywhere I want to in my imagination"
-Brianna

"I give thanks everyday that I'm not American!!"
-Sarah

"I didn't know beer went flat!!"
-Brianna

"Did you see that girl with the big saggy dicks?"
-Jenny

"I cook the barenecities."
-Brianna

"I hate those fucking french idiots!!"
-Mel

"Can Eggs go bad? Because there's no expiry date on the individual eggs!"
-brianna

"I didn't know you had to serve to get a goal"
-sarah

"Let's Roll a Doobie, listen to Lenny Kravitze and hot box the Bathroom!!"
-Brianna!!

"The mystery has been solved!! I broke the Futon in!"
-Amy

"You just snorted like a cow!"
-brianna

"Well Mel's got pride, so you're Gay!!"
-Jenny

"So, whose driving the station wagon?"
-Brianna

"Just squeeze and keep squeezing until it oozes"
-Sarah

"If I didn't shave I'd look like Grizzly Adams...." -brad
"like me?"-Brianna

"I drink a spoonful of Cum everyday in hopes of getting pregnant!"
-Mel

"There are over 6 million people in the world! We can afford to miss a few!"
-brianna

"But guys...I'm an only child!"
-Anon.

"Chicks dig scars but guys dig Lesbians."
-sarah

Yes, It's actually true. We were that deluded. Poor, innocent Brianna, came into University so young and naive. We changed that though.... by the end of the year, she was as corrupt as the rest of us.